“Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 1998?”

romulusthread:

romulusthread:

If I were a blood-bender I’d give raging erections to people I hate in public

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get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

get-on-the-carousel:

I honestly cannot decide whose reaction is better.

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irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

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ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this
drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

(via ganelly)

1001tips:

Biscuit Pocket
“People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.”
— Elvis Presley (via emsangue)

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anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
She has a law degree.
She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

anazura:

So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.

  • Rebel is her real name. Her siblings are named Annarchi, Ryot, and Liberty.
  • She’s a distant relative of Walt Disney.
  • She has a law degree.
  • She’s a former youth ambassador for Australia and was based in South Africa.
  • While in South Africa, she contracted malaria. According to the article, she “had hallucinations in which she saw herself as an actress who had won an Oscar. This then convinced her to pursue an acting career.”

and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.

(via bullied)